Ok, I suck... I am the biggest loser of history. I told myself that my new years resolution would be not to fall for guys with girlfriends anymore. Not to kiss them, not to sleep with them and worst-case scenario, NOT to be their mistress.
And hey, the first guy I kissed in this shiny bright year 2009 has.... drumroll please.... A GIRLFRIEND. That he is not going to leave.
And some more drumroll please and some applause... the second guy I kissed also has a girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend, or something in between.
How is that even possible???? I think I magically attract guys that are already in a steady relationship. No matter if their relationship is going well or not, they glue to me like magnets! It's unbelievable! I really don't know what to do anymore!!!
How is it possible that every man I meet, that is potentially hot, potentially nice and potentially boyfriend-material has a girlfriend at home that he is willing to cheat on?
What is it about me, that makes men want to cheat on their girlfriends?
I really have to figure that one out. I never saw me in the image of the mistress, but it seems that at this moment that is really the only thing I am going to get so I might as well make the best out of it... I mean, hey, being a single lady that still gets dinner dates and hot steamy sex does have quite some perks.
Until I figure out how to find a single man that I am attracted to and that is attracted to me, I will just stick to the hot taken men and let myself be pampered without the whole stressful relationship issues.
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